- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

I grunt when I poop.

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

Black Friday

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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