Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Jake. Walsh.

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

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Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

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What happened to Liam? He Died.

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A man's car broke down on a lonely country road in the middle of a stormy night. Spotting a light in a farmhouse nearby, he made his way there through the mud and driving rain, and knocked on the door. The farmer who lived there answered, and said what while he didn't have any room in the house, the barn would provide shelter and warmth until morning. Thankful for the hospitality, the stranded man made his way to the barn and made a place to sleep in the hay. As the lightning flickered outside, briefly illuminating the barn's interior, he noticed knot-holes in the wood of the stall walls, and the hoses of a milking machine laying nearby. He then fell fast asleep. The farmer woke him up in the morning, and together they rode on a tractor to the road to make the necessary repairs to the man's automobile, but only after enjoying a country breakfast prepared by the farmer's wife and lovely eighteen year old daughter.

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Womens rights

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Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

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why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

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How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

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Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

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What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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Yo mama's fat.

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