- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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