- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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