- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

in soviet russia, cow milks you

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

A baby seal walks into a club.

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

What's funnier than 24? 25

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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