- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

What's funnier than 24? 25

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

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