How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

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How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

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Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

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Like this joke, bitch.

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Billy and Jeff wanted to go on an adventure so they planned a safari in Africa. Everything was going as planned until they were in a sticky situation: whether to cross a narrow bridge above the crocodiles or not. Billy tells Jeff "Hey whats the worst thing that can happen?" Jeff was diagnosed with cancer and died the next morning.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

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What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

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A women's opinion.

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hi

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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penis

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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