- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

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how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

What black and has children A black man

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

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