Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

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Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

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Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

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What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

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So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

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What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

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Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

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What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

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Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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