I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

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why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

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Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

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Help I'm being raped!

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A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

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So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

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A white person at Harvard

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

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whats white and pointless? chalk.

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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Are you Drew?

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What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

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What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

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A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

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Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

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Good question, probably because I cannot get enough focus to "put a spell" on anyone because of my allergy, I use "autocast" for the rest. "Put a spell" I have not heard that since I was 14, that's really oldschool, and kinda geeky, back then it was code talk... Which is also geeky unless it actually serves a good purpose. AAAND... I served my mandatory time in the army as a minesweeper, we got attacked by fucking allies because of a... Yeah, I killed, people on our same team, still bad people, they offed about everybody else until I showed up, long story short, yeah I offed four of them, but that's like ten years ago.. My turn, you really got a crush on me dont you?

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