- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

Do you speak alien? Hola.

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

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