- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

shut up kobe!

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

falling didnt make the difference

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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