Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

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A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

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Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

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Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

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HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

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Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

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Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

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Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

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Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

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Gun Control

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Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

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Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

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Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

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What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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