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How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

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How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

Donald Trump.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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