- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

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What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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