Why did the baby cross the road? A very uncaring parent left their infant outside. The unsupervised baby then crawled under the fence and began to head towards the road. When the baby began to cross the road, there were two cars coming from both directions. Luckily, they saw the baby and came to an abrupt stop. Unfortunately, when the baby made it to the other side, an eagle swooped down and snatched the baby, because it is a bird of prey. Fortunately, the child's life was spared by the eagle. The Department of Child Services showed up later only to confiscate the baby from the parents. The eagle wanted to adopt it, but it could not speak nor could it sign the legal documents because it was an eagle.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

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nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

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A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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2 + 2 = fish

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

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Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

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How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

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