Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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School

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

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anti jokes are for fags

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hey

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

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What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

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Welcome to die!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

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A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

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my mom died because she was morbidly obese

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Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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