why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

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Hey Shea

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

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A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

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What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

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Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

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Lil' Wayne

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

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i am and me is i

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Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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