How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

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Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

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this is not a joke. jks

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Q. who's george porchy?

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

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What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

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i have yougurt with tractor

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How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

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Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

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