- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

lewis ya baggy fuck

My pet rock died.

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

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