Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

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what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

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The Detroit Lions

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What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

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Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

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s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

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Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

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Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

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Three black men were walking...

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