Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

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They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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Lets go Yankees

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

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Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

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What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

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Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

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Knock knock ... *No ones home*

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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