- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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