What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

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What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

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Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

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An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Go home, look for the ingredients on which to make proper, delicious lemonade. Afterward, I would go in the front yard, make a stand, then make a sign that says $1.00 lemonade. Then you know make millions on your master-mind plan that no one else ever thought of.

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Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

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When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

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Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

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Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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