- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

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