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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

Womens' sports

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

willie revilame

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

american government

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

so dont touch it.

Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

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