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Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

A girl gets raped -teagan d

Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Womens' sports

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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