- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

a man is running away

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

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