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A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

Dyslexics have more nuf!

Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.