- Anti Joke

A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

hey bill!

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.