- Anti Joke

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

hey bill!

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.