- Anti Joke

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

elen degeneres is straight....

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick