- Anti Joke

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

One night I went to this pub, they had a big jar full of $10 notes in top of the bar. I asked the bar tender what was that jar for and he told me that they have a donkey around back and if you make it laugh you win the jar. So i went around the back and i come back around 5 mins later and the donkey was laughing its head off. So i grabbed the jar and told the boys lets hit the clubs.Two weeks later i went to the same pub and they had another jar with $10 notesso i asked the bar tender what that jar was for and he goes to me "that donkey has been laughing ever since you left, now we want the donkey to cry" So I asked for a go and went around the back and when i come back the donkey was crying. as i went to go grab my jar but the bar tender stops and asks me how i did it. the first time i came i told the donkey i had a bigger dick then him.. the 2nd time i showed him.

There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

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How old are you? 20

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

Rigo your a stupid ass

There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

How old are you? 20

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

Rigo your a stupid ass

There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you