Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

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drake

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

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What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

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Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

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Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

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A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

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