Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

knock knock Labrinth come in

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You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

Anti Joke

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