- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

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What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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