- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

"knock knock" "Come in"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

josh roberts got the d in geog

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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