- Anti Joke

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.