- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

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What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

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