Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

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"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

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What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

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Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

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Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

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Three logicians were travelling up to Scotland in a train. They saw a black cow standing parallel to the train tracks; the first sign of life since crossing the border. The first logician says "Oh, so they do have black cows in Scotland." The second logician says "No, they have at least one black cow in Scotland." The third logician says "No, they have at least one cow in Scotland, one side of which, at least, is black."

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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Your mom is so fat...

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

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justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

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WEED!

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