Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

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drake

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why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

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Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

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What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

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Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

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A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

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full house

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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

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Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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