Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

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What is yellow and corny? Corn.

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What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

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What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! *opens door* Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

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What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

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I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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Charlotte Bobcats

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who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

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roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

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If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

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Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

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Thumbs this up

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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