- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

Dyslexics have more nuf!

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

F? No k

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

^that joke a piece of shit

What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

Is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting AIDS.

Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

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