Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

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Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, one's a redhead, and one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and there was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to safety. So the captain said to each of the three ladies, "You can only take one of your possessions when you parachute out of the plane." The blonde says "I will take my watch becau--" But before she could finish her sentence the plane exploded because the flames on the wing had ignited the fuel tank. No one survived.

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who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

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women's rights.

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whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

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A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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A caterpillar and its mom (a butterfly) come upon a lion eating an antelope. The caterpillar says "Mom, why is the lion so mean to the antelope?" The mom replies: "it's the circle of life." The next day, the caterpillar and his mom witness a bird of prey swooping down and eating a mouse. The caterpillar asks why the bird of prey is so mean and the mom responds by saying its the circle of life. The next day, the caterpillar and its mom come across a trail of dead animals. They follow the trail to the end where they see a great lion. The mom opens her mouth to say its the circle of life when her son jumps up and eats the lion. THE END.

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How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

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bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

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A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

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So a seal walks into a club..

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whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

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What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

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What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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