How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

David Silberberg is gay

sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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