- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

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