- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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