- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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