- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You idiot.

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

whats worse than jonny james obviously

Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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