Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

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Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

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Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

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What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

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INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

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Gotta go Fast Gotta go Faster Faster Fasterfasterfaster! Moving at the speed of sound I'm the quickest hedgehog around Got ourselves a situation Start getting a new location Without any explanation On top of relaxation! Go- Go- Go- Don't blink Don't think Just Go go go go G-g-g-g-go go! Sonic, he's on the run Sonic, he's number one Sonic, he's coming next so watch out for Sonic X! Gotta go fast, gotta go faster faster faster fasterfasterfaster Go go go go go go go go go! Sooooniiiiic X!!

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Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What happens when you divide by zero? According to the limits in Calculus, 1/x as x approaches 0 becomes closer to infinity, so we can safely conclude that if we could divide by zero, it would be a form of infinity. Positive infinity for 1/0, negative infinity for -1/0 and unsigned infinity for 0/0, as zero has no sign.

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

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Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

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How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

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once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

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What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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