- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

a jew walks out of a furnace

Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

a man is running away

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Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Your future.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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