- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

-Knock Knock -Come in!

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

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