How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

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On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

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Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

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What did the hungry man do? He ate.

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You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

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Get in the car.

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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