I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

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what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

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yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

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Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

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So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

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Today is May 18 2016.

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

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How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

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