OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

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Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

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baby seal walks into a club

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Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

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How do you make an electrician cry? You kidnap him and his mother, tie them both to chairs in your garage, and force him to watch you stab his mother repeatedly in the face while laughing and licking up her blood and tears. Then cut his arms and legs off, lock him in a cage with his mothers body, and go in there everyday and eat a delicious meal while watching him starve to death next to his dead mother.

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What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

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When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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Know what people hated the most? 9-11

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Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

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knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

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we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

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why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

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why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

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i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

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Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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