- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

Jacob Edwards has friends

Anti jokes gives me cold sores

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

She said no

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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