- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

why did the computer crash? it didn't

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

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