- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

An Irishman walks out of a bar

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

Wanna know something funny? Your face

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

Hey Shea

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

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