- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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