roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

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When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

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Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

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Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

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What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

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What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

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hahahahaha thats not funny

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

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What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

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Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

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If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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