- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

cancer

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

I pooped.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

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