- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

-Knock Knock -Come in!

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

This is a joke. Laugh!

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

George Bush.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

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