- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

I pooped.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

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