Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

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Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

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What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

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A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

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What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

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there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

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How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

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What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

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If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Milkman! Milkman who? ....Timmy....I've been coming here for FOURTEEN YEARS! AND YOU CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER MY NAME?!?! I drove your mom to the hospital when you were born since your father is such a deadbeat. I helped pick out your name!! I'm sorry I wasn't born into wealth like you. I'm sorry I have to go door to door handing out milk for other people! I have been coming here every week for FOURTEEN YEARS! But no Timmy, no, don't try to remember my name. Just forget about all the laughs we have had. Or that time i left my family on Christmas because your mother needed me to go find you that Turbo man doll. I saved you from a burning vehicle! I helped you win your third grade science fair! Remember? I have a picture of us and that robot right here in my wallet. I show it to people all the time! Here's me and my...my pal Timmy. Well Timmy, this is it. You shan't see me again.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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