why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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