- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

What'sucks and white Jackson

What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

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