anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

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What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

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Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

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Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

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Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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yo momma so fat. that shes fat

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

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Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

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racism...deal with it!

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

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Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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