- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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