A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

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Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

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You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

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Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

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Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

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Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

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Reverse psychology never fails.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

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Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

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If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

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Knock knock Come in

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

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Women's rights

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What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

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Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

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can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

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Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

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What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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