What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

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Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

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Gotta go Fast Gotta go Faster Faster Fasterfasterfaster! Moving at the speed of sound I'm the quickest hedgehog around Got ourselves a situation Start getting a new location Without any explanation On top of relaxation! Go- Go- Go- Don't blink Don't think Just Go go go go G-g-g-g-go go! Sonic, he's on the run Sonic, he's number one Sonic, he's coming next so watch out for Sonic X! Gotta go fast, gotta go faster faster faster fasterfasterfaster Go go go go go go go go go! Sooooniiiiic X!!

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Your mother is a very respectable woman.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

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how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

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every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

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text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

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A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

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what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

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What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

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Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

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Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

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A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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