- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

Cripples are lame.

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

knock knock who's there no one

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

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